Wow, without realizing it…

…I’ve fallen a whole generation behind in the getting nasty department. Poor Paris Hilton:

One day in the distant future, the children of our children’s children will look back upon the ‘aughts’ for retro inspiration and stumble upon the sartorial black hole that is Paris Hilton. Her egregious crimes against fashion are too numerous to list here, but in this photo of Her Tragedy, accompanied by her boyfriend Benji Madden, the offending look is…

Go get it. The obvious skank who dares write about Our Paris like this is New York Times fashion bloggress Elizabeth Spiridakis.

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