The rules for the ’08 presidential contest

There are three rules right now, but soon enough there will only be two:

1. If Hillary Clinton is the nominee and you criticize her, you are a misogynist.

2. If Barack Obama is the nominee and you criticize him, you are a racist.

3. If you criticize John McCain, make sure that you mention his age.

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