Predictions for 2010

1. The Tea Party movement will grow and the streets of D.C. will be engulfed with a protest so massive that the politicians will flee the city in fear.

2. Scaffolds will be erected in front of the Capitol.

3. Nancy Pelosi will go in for “a little work” and come out looking like Andrea Mitchell.

4. Hillary Clinton will go in for “a little work” and come out looking like Ellen DeGeneres.

5. Ellen Degeneres will go in for “a little work” and come out looking like Nancy Pelosi.

6. NYPD commissioner Ray Kelly will be offered the director’s job at either FBI or CIA or DHS.

7. By July 4 Obama will be at 35-60 approve/disapprove. His “strongly approve” will be around 20.

8. The November elections will be calamitous for Democrats. They will lose the House.

9. A naked Jimmy Carter will chase a beagle across an interstate highway during the early morning hours.

10. My forthcoming novel Corpse in Armor will make it into the top 25 sellers at amazon.com.

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