Watching scumbagger Rachel Maddow

Did a little of that last night.

I realized that my problem watching Rachel, aside from her unpleasant collection of scumbagger guests, is that she has this practice of keeping three-quarters of her mouth on the right side of her face while narrowing her eyes like Festus Haggen. It’s impossible to tell what’s going on. Does it indicate a thought in motion? If so, it makes thinking appear quite painful for Rachel, screwing her face up like that. (I hear she’s a Harvard man, so perhaps that explains it.)

It could be the expression — especially the mouth shift thing — of someone, well, who is going. Has anyone checked behind her anchor desk? (Don’t we horrible right-wing terrorists have any spies inside the MSNBC studios?) I say, check behind the desk.

O.K., so this is out of character for me, because I try to avoid describing what I think of Ron Reagan, out of respect for the Old Man, and Nancy too. But has anyone else noticed that Maddow and Ron get the same face on when they are on? Watch him the next time they bring him in at MSNBC, where they use him like a voodoo doll to taunt his father’s admirers. He and Maddow get the same damn face on. It’s that “don’t you dare not know that Satan blows me” face, or something like that.

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