Why not try “Stasi New Paltz”?

SUNY New Paltz president Steven Poskanzer wants to drop the “SUNY” and rebrand the college.

My suggestion, I think, captures the ripe East German atmospherics of the place, the pre-dawn raids, the campus show trials, the malicious charges filed against students in local courts by administrators who don’t like any backtalk, and the steady flow of Marxist propagandists through the campus (the infamous terrorist bomber Bill Ayers, Hugo Chavez enthusiasts Jeff Cohen and Amy Goodman, ethereal 9/11 conspiracy theorist and incipient anti-Semite Cynthia McKinney, etc.).

Can I say that? Am I now an Enemy of the State?

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