Monthly Archives: March 2016

New Paltz: Mayor Generic Wants an 80% Raise — Hey, Don’t We All!

Our glorious newspaper of the local revolution, the Fidelpaltz Nytol-Abuser,* reports in a press release from its top public relations man Terence Ward that Mayor Generic wants a $20,000 raise. So do I! The burdens I bear are enormous, and they constitute a … Continue reading

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New Paltz Spring

The wind blew the garbage dumpsters over last night. It must have been the result of Donald Trump supporters and the people who watch Fox News. (This is the new mimetic contagion sweeping progressive communities everywhere, apparently.) This is a … Continue reading

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“The One-Stop Shop for All Your Terror-Sentimentalizing Needs”

Gallows humor from Mark Steyn.

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On Molenbeek

Theodore Dalrymple: “On my visit to that quarter of Brussels a few years ago, I could see the dangers clearly enough. People like Salah Abdeslam, the terrorist arrested there a few days ago, would swim like a fish in the … Continue reading

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New Paltz: To Pledge or not to Pledge

New Paltz consists of two municipalities, the geographically larger town of New Paltz, within which is the geographically smaller but denser population center, the village of New Paltz. Each has a governing board and under each is a planning board. … Continue reading

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